Then we should get rid of high school sports, music programs, youth ministry, etc. because it is unnecessary as well. I mean, those jocks all draw attention to themselves (especially the football and hockey players), band geeks all think they’re special because they belong to some exclusive club of instrument players and youth ministry just keeps kids busy – it doesn’t actually do anything.

Heck, why even let high school kids out of the house? They’re just going to mess everything up. But suddenly, when they are adults they’ll know exactly how to do everything right and make better decisions!