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    weather
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    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

    THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS…!.<img src=” title=”Smile” />
    YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ..? GOTCHA !!

    #8279

    Andres Ortiz
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    Actually, I think this is true. When I was in Las Vegas this past November for a youth minister’s conference (yes, it’s true) I remember some diocesan official talking about this briefly.

    The Las Vegas area has the fastest growing Catholic population in the country.

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    Bernardine
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    [color=darkblue:14ry6yng]Las Vegas is also the fastest growing city in the country. [/color:14ry6yng]

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