” title=”Wink” /> A man was shopping for his young daughter’s birthday. He was wondering what to get her when he saw a Barbie Doll in the window.

So he went in and asked the assistant how much they cost.

The assistant, a young lady, replied in a bored voice –

“Talking Barbie – $19.95

Workout Barbie – $19.95

Beachwear Barbie – $19.95

Formal Barbie – $19.95

Bridal Barbie – $19.95

Divorced Barbie – $256.95″

The bloke did a double take. “They’re all $19.95 except for Divorced Barbie! How come she’s so expensive??”

The assistant rolled her eyes. “Sir” she said, “Divorced Barbie comes with –

Ken’s house

Ken’s boat

Ken’s car

Ken’s computer

and one of Ken’s friends”.