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    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

    What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals! he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling
    in the bushes behind him.

    He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and
    saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

    He tripped and fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him,
    reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.

    Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky,You deny my existence for all
    of these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a
    cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament Am I to count you as a believer

    The atheist looked directly into the light,It would be hypocritical of
    me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian Very well, said the voice.The light went out.

    The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke: Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen.

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